Tornadoes. South of Nashville. Crazy. Is that even how you pluralize tornado? Anyway, I just an article about this guy who's house was flattened in Murfreesboro - but not only that, his wife and infant child were killed in the storm as well. That's pretty much the worst day you can have.
I don't mean to trivialize the saddening paragraph above, but I'm not into this blogging thing for sadness - which is why I'd like to comment on 'worst day ever' guy's neighbor, who the AP interviewed about the storm:
"It sounded like seven freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners all going at the same time," [Eric] Funkhouser said.Really? Of all the people they could have found to give profound, articulate commentary on the tragedy his neighbor just experienced, they got the guy who compares it to something he could not possibly have experienced. Well hang on... it IS Tennessee, maybe Eric Funkhouser and his freight trains and vacuum cleaners was the best they could find.
...and sometimes, MSPaint is the best tool for the job.
